senior citizens?
15 February 2009jsav209 asked:
A group of senior citizens was sitting around talking about their ailments:
A group of senior citizens was sitting around talking about their ailments:
“My arms are so weak I can hardly hold this cup of coffee,” said one.
“Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can’t even see my coffee,” replied another.
“I can’t turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck,” said a third, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.
“My blood pressure pills make me dizzy,” another went on.
“I guess that’s the price we pay for getting old,” winced an old man as he shook his head.
Then there was a short moment of silence.
“Well, it’s not that bad,” said one woman cheerfully. “Thank God we can all still drive!”












February 18th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
eh
i think that was ok but yeah
7/10 the most would be 7.5/10
sorry
February 19th, 2009 at 12:49 am
Too funny, I want to hear a similiar joke like that except with teenagers!!
February 23rd, 2009 at 6:42 pm
Sad but funny. 8/10.
February 24th, 2009 at 8:41 pm
WOW LOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
February 28th, 2009 at 6:53 am
That is sooo true!
March 3rd, 2009 at 11:40 am
lol
so true
March 4th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
LOL! Very true!
March 9th, 2009 at 7:29 am
Ain’t that the truth!! SCARY!!
March 11th, 2009 at 6:14 am
I’ve met that group! I was in line behind them at the DMV in South Florida! The land of newly weds and nearly deads!
March 13th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
haha laugh out loud
very funny,