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senior citizens?

15 February 2009

senior citizens
jsav209 asked:


A group of senior citizens was sitting around talking about their ailments:

“My arms are so weak I can hardly hold this cup of coffee,” said one.

“Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can’t even see my coffee,” replied another.

“I can’t turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck,” said a third, to which several nodded weakly in agreement.

“My blood pressure pills make me dizzy,” another went on.

“I guess that’s the price we pay for getting old,” winced an old man as he shook his head.

Then there was a short moment of silence.

“Well, it’s not that bad,” said one woman cheerfully. “Thank God we can all still drive!”

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    10 Responses to “senior citizens?”
  1. nunofurbiznass Says:

    eh
    i think that was ok but yeah
    7/10 the most would be 7.5/10
    sorry

  2. julie d Says:

    Too funny, I want to hear a similiar joke like that except with teenagers!!

  3. cats Says:

    Sad but funny. 8/10.

  4. Mike Waggz Says:

    WOW LOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

  5. Ashley H Says:

    That is sooo true!

  6. Antoine J Says:

    lol

    so true

  7. ?Amanda? Says:

    LOL! Very true!

  8. Doll 101 Says:

    Ain’t that the truth!! SCARY!!

  9. sniffels323 Says:

    I’ve met that group! I was in line behind them at the DMV in South Florida! The land of newly weds and nearly deads!

  10. tripleplay181 Says:

    haha laugh out loud
    very funny,